{"id":155,"date":"2008-01-07T17:32:10","date_gmt":"2008-01-07T14:32:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jag.brutals.org\/?p=155"},"modified":"2008-01-07T17:32:10","modified_gmt":"2008-01-07T14:32:10","slug":"%d0%b1%d1%8a%d0%bb%d0%b3%d0%b0%d1%80%d0%b8%d1%8f-%d0%b2-uncyclopediaorg","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.peychev.net\/?p=155","title":{"rendered":"\u0411\u044a\u043b\u0433\u0430\u0440\u0438\u044f \u0432 Uncyclopedia.org"},"content":{"rendered":"

\u0411\u044a\u043b\u0433\u0430\u0440\u0438\u044f \u0432 Uncyclopedia.org<\/a> (the content-free encyclopedia that anyone can edit 23,085 articles in English)<\/p>\n

\u041f\u044a\u0440\u0432\u043e\u0442\u043e \u043d\u0435\u0449\u043e \u043d\u0430\u043f\u0438\u0441\u0430\u043d\u043e \u0437\u0430 \u0411\u044a\u043b\u0433\u0430\u0440\u0438\u044f \u0441\u0430 \u043d\u044f\u043a\u043e\u043b\u043a\u043e \u043a\u0443\u043b\u0442\u043e\u0432\u0438 \u0440\u0435\u043f\u043b\u0438\u043a\u0438:<\/p>\n

\u201cHey you, pretty Stanka!\u201d<\/p>\n

~ Oscar Wilde on Bulgaria <\/p>\n

\u201cTell me what you eat and I’ll tell you to go to the hospital.\u201d<\/p>\n

~ Brillat-Savarin on Bulgarian cuisine <\/p>\n

\u201cFree food for the minorities!\u201d<\/p>\n

~ Volen Siderov on Gypsies <\/p>\n

\u201c\u0418 \u0430\u0437 \u0441\u044a\u043c \u043c\u0430\u043b\u0435\u0435\u0435! \u041e\u043f \u043e\u043f\u0430\u0430!\u201d<\/p>\n

~ Bobi the Turbo on being a bulgarian <\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Motto: “\u0410\u0437 \u043e\u0431\u0438\u0447\u0430\u043c \u043c\u0430\u0447 \u0438 \u0431\u043e\u0437\u0430” (I like football and a delicious wheat-based beverage that has small traces of alcohol)<\/strong>
\nAnthem: “Radka the pirate girl”<\/strong>
\nCapital \tVarna (during Winter) and Sofia (during the rest of the Year)
\nLargest city \tDupnitza (in translation: King of the Holes)
\nOfficial languages \tTurbo Pascal<\/strong>
\nGovernment \tMafia Controlled Teritorry<\/strong>
\nNational Hero(es) \tLevski, Simeon I, Hristo Stoichkov, Goiko Podrisov
\nDeclaration
\nof Formation \t“We poop for less!!!”
\nCurrency \tLEURO (same as EURO but Bulgarians print it at home on their own)
\nReligion \tAll bulgarians believe that God is Bulgarian and in the ATAKA (Attack) sect.<\/strong>
\n Population \t71.235 billion only in Sofia (89% gypsys)
\n Area \t2,772,800,000 matchsticks\u00b2
\n Population density \t-1.10\u00b3 people per square metre
\n Internet TLD \t.hacked.by.bulgarians<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Famous Bulgarians<\/h2>\n

\u0421\u0442\u0430\u0442\u0438\u044f\u0442\u0430, \u043a\u043e\u044f\u0442\u043e \u043d\u0430\u0439-\u043c\u043d\u043e\u0433\u043e \u043c\u0435 \u0440\u0430\u0437\u0432\u0435\u0441\u0435\u043b\u0438 \u0438 \u0437\u0430\u0438\u043d\u0442\u0440\u0438\u0433\u0443\u0432\u0430 \u0434\u0430 \u043f\u0440\u043e\u0447\u0435\u0442\u0430 \u0434\u043e\u043a\u0440\u0430\u044f.<\/p>\n

* GOD – one of the first Bulgarians ever… <\/p>\n

– “`I AM PROUD TO BE BE A BULGARIAN` – said God about himself”<\/p>\n

~a Bulgarian!
\n * Azis – Musician, politician and Nobel prize winning scientist. Too fat to be gay, but too gay to be straight.
\n * John Atanasoff – The man who invented the computer.
\n * Volen Siderov – Psycho Patriot.
\n * Todor Zhivkov – Evil Communist dictator, brother of Dracula.
\n * Hristo Stoichkov – Author of the famous curse “Pichka ti lelina” (Your aunt’s pussy).
\n * Mitio “The GUN”- people’s man, friend of Kolio Mamata. Gives away free waffles.
\n * Boiko Borisov – The Bulgarian Chuck Norris. Only mightier.
\n * Mara Otvarachkata – She can open a bottle of beer with her enormous tits!
\n * Bateto – King of the Olympic undergames. Johnny Walker’s biggest fan.
\n * Slavi Trifonov – Pseudo patriot.
\n * Simeon I – kicked the ass of the Byzantine Empire many, many times.
\n * Simeon II – a sad imitation of the first one.
\n * Tsar Kaloyan – kicked the ass of nearly everything. He was known as the medieval Steven Seagal.
\n * Al Bundy the Great – founder of the fist national sperm bank in 1476. <\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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\u0411\u044a\u043b\u0433\u0430\u0440\u0438\u044f \u0432 Uncyclopedia.org (the content-free encyclopedia that anyone can edit 23,085 articles in English) \u041f\u044a\u0440\u0432\u043e\u0442\u043e \u043d\u0435\u0449\u043e \u043d\u0430\u043f\u0438\u0441\u0430\u043d\u043e \u0437\u0430 \u0411\u044a\u043b\u0433\u0430\u0440\u0438\u044f \u0441\u0430 \u043d\u044f\u043a\u043e\u043b\u043a\u043e \u043a\u0443\u043b\u0442\u043e\u0432\u0438 \u0440\u0435\u043f\u043b\u0438\u043a\u0438: \u201cHey you, pretty Stanka!\u201d ~ Oscar Wilde on Bulgaria \u201cTell me what you eat and I’ll tell … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-155","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-3"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.peychev.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/155","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.peychev.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.peychev.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.peychev.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.peychev.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=155"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blog.peychev.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/155\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.peychev.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=155"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.peychev.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=155"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.peychev.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=155"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}